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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 08:32

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

Why do people smoke?

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

Which country has the best and strictest legal system in the world?

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

What is the reason for The Acolyte (2024 series) having poor reception among Star Wars fans?

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

-mwahh

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

What is the significance of Pete Rose, the all-time hits leader in Major League Baseball, who just passed away?

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3